I think I need to change my pants….
MAD LOVE Masuimi Max and Mo Rat
Makeup: Jennifer Corona
Photography by Mo Rat
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
why am I so uninvolved QuQ
Best moment in the whole series.
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Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on.
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE
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Cosmo Sex Tip #676
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”